Brando Calrissian

Writer & Director| Studio B3| He/Him| Film Student | Austin, TX📍inquiries [email protected]

[Brando Calrissian @brandon_fields]

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[Matt Neglia @Tribeca @NextBestPicture]

Not much to say about the sixth and latest SCARY MOVIE. Very few jokes had me cracking up, most had me rolling my eyes, while the rest fall painfully flat. There’s plenty of fan service, even as the movie tries to poke fun at why those moments often feel manufactured and emotionally hollow in the first place. If you have an attachment to the first two movies in the franchise, you may get a kick out of seeing the original cast back together again, along with more than a few cameos, a whole lotta weed smokin’, and parodies that feel ripped right out of SNL. It’s silly, it’s juvenile, but you already knew that. I outgrew this series a long time ago, but maybe longtime fans will still find enough humor here to at least laugh over and then quickly forget once it is over.

[Brando Calrissian @brandon_fields]

My ★★★ review of Masters of the Universe on @letterboxd: https://t.co/Z8FCOSzMHT

[Brando Calrissian @brandon_fields]

My ★★★ review of Scary Movie on @letterboxd: https://t.co/QplsO2iFus

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

This is high treason.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[naty woke da silva ✨ juremaum @Iumiescent]

never stopped y'all from playing as Link despite the game being named "The legend of Zelda"

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Director Travis Knight says he didn’t want to make a ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ movie with an ironic sense of humor.

“We do live in an age of detachment, of irony, of arm’s length judgment, and that’s not how I approach any of my work. I have sincere love for everything I do.”

[The Truest @dre___843]

That hat comes with 2 Common verses and a Bilal hook

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Some of my TERRIBLY DRAWN storyboards for I Love Boosters. Later- we did have an amazing artist re-do them, but planned through most of prep using these. It worked. You don't have to use AI to do this shit.

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Showcasing different mythologies in this way is such a sick progression of the God of War series

And since this is where gods go after they die, the inevitable appearances of gods from the original GOW trilogy is gonna go STUPID

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

On one side, you have a seasoned journalist with decades of credibility and colleagues who can speak to his integrity, on the other, you have a lifelong bullshit artist who has failed upward by flattering the powerful. I just don’t know who to believe.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

“One hundred per cent, I am meant to play Harper. I believe I was supposed to do it for a plethora of reasons – some I probably don’t even know yet – but I think that being the person I am colours her in a way that is important to me.” - Myha’la

(https://t.co/7bu1WxXHtE)

[Don Harris @DonHarris4]

The Spurs are giving up to 1,000 tickets during the Finals to local nonprofits serving youth across San Antonio. It allows opportunities for young people and families who may not otherwise have the chance to attend a Spurs game. This is not new. this season alone they gave away 22,000 tickets to community organizations.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘HACKS’ officially ended its run with the series finale now standing as the show's highest-rated episode on IMDb.

A rare feat that only a handful of series have achieved.

[James Preston Poole @JamesPPoole]

Apple TV’s CAPE FEAR justifies itself as a remake by maximizing the trashy pulp thrills as much as possible across its serialized television format.

Javier Bardem, Amy Adams, and Patrick Wilson know what show they’re in.

My review via @DiscussingFilm:
https://t.co/4xB9HUjpGo

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing]

"You don't be seeing these" 😭

[The Revisionist's Almanac 🎥🎞️🍿 @RevAlmanac]

Why do we all forget Ridley Scott’s bad films?

Check out the full Reel Arguments episode wherever you get your podcasts

Featuring @heatherjstewart and Carl + Simon from @MtnMoviePod

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Regina Hall graces the cover of Numéro Netherlands

📸: Tyler Patrick Kenny

[Matt Neglia @Tribeca @NextBestPicture]

It wasn't a subway, but we made due

Coming soon to the #NBPpodcast #SubwayTakes