Brandon Geurts

Painter/freelance illustrator. Washington DC. Body horror boy.

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@TNOQuoProQuid Sonic and Kirby both tank Silent Hill because they have encountered and defeated numerous other eldritch entities at this point

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@eventualforever this actually ended the game

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@Srirachachau oh no

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@SolidStapp Gotta know what the search term was

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@AnnieisUndead Happened in Baltimore too

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@Srirachachau

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@metaltxt Blake Judd as boomer metal guy was always how this was going to end

[Marc Raimondi @marcraimondi]

This is how WWE wrestlers watch Raw backstage when the camera pans to them

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@ChatPileBand I Am Dog Now

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

If I was running a cinema showing "Horizon: An American Saga, Part One" (Costner, 2024) I'd remove all the seats in the theatre so that Dads can watch this movie as it was meant to be seen: standing in front of the screen

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@machin3gir1

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New shirt design for Artificial Brain. Link here or you can get it on their tour with Altars this month (including MDF!) https://t.co/pqdCXEWflk

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@jeremylovesyall Focus on Nosferatu.
Pull focus to window.
Depp draws perfect smile.
Pull focus back to Nosferatu.
Nosferatu moves head.
Nosferatu smiles perfectly.

You are in the hands of fucking professionals.

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@MetalShayne2000 You know, I think I doubt the Custom Ink Study's dedication to scientific methodology

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@metaltxt Contender?

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@metaltxt

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@bloodberry_tart tailormade to be featured in a catatonicyouths post

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@bloodberry_tart Starting a band called TikTok Audio Singer

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

was high last night and collected every video game pizza i could find for some reason so i’m just gonna post them