Brandon A

Colts fan. Nerd. OR nurse. fan of music from the 50s. writing letters to people who won't respond with my fountain pens.

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨🚨 Devin Hester says he only watches the first play of the Super Bowl each year to see if anyone returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown. If it doesn’t happen, the Hall of Fame return specialist says he turns the TV off:

"Every year I watch the Super Bowl for the first 15 seconds just to see if somebody else gonna do it. And then after that, I turn the TV (off)."

Hester famously returned the opening kickoff of Super Bowl XLI for a touchdown while playing for the Chicago Bears.

That 92-yard return against the Indianapolis Colts remains the only opening-kickoff touchdown in Super Bowl history.

Via Sports Illustrated.

#NFL #Chicago #Bears

[Brandon A @BrandonApp]

@Nortier

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Niggas don’t know how blessed they are to have all this easy access to porn nowadays I used to bang my shit to the extended commercials

[Frost @FROSTBlTING]

What a GORGEOUS binder 🤩😍😱

[pokegrade.ai @pokegrade]

We predicted this back in March.

[Brandon A @BrandonApp]

@FourPatsDynasty Curious what you don't like? He had a lot of hype in camp last year.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Things that we’ve normalized that feel like robbery:
Ticketmaster Fees
4pm Check-In
11am Check-Out
Paying for Hospital Parking
$40+ Hotel Parking
$10 Mocktails
$8 Coffee
$5 Greeting Cards
$5 Bottled Water
$100 Bottles at the Club
$20 Tequila Shots
Tipping on To Go Orders
Astronomical Student Loan Interest
$2000 Daycare
$45 For A Seat on an Airplane
$75 For a Checked Bag
Insurance
WiFi

What did I forget?

[Courtyard @Courtyard_io]

cashier: "your kid will be so happy with this!"

30 year old me:

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

How can I hire a dwarf for a skit?

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Hilarious: The Colts PRANKED their players, asking them to approve photoshopped pictures of themselves.

The reactions are PRICELESS.

😭😭😭

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

MSI is launching a monitor arm with a cat bed.

It has rotation, RGB lights, and a heating pad

[Brandon A @BrandonApp]

@FFSnoog Am I cooked?

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

“DAD, HOW GOOD WAS QUARTERBACK PEYTON MANNING DURING HIS PRIME ON THE #COLTS…?”

One of the GOATs.

🐐🐐🐐
https://t.co/qzk1c0BEaw

[NotReallyStacy @NotReallyStacy]

I laughed

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

yeah that's crazy... in order for the Ravens to get past this, they must send Trey Hendrickson & Maxx Crosby to the Indianapolis Colts while also paying their salaries.

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

it worked chat🧍🏾

[Brandon A @BrandonApp]

@droppedballs_fb We have a TALL offensive line. Could Kyler even see over them? His guards in Arizona were under 6.2 and 6.3. Our shortest is 6.5.

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

✨The Wooper Dance✨