Brandingo

i'm the most interesting person you will ever meet online

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

I very rarely tweet, but if I ever saw @therealweissman in real life I’d knock his cocky ass out

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@hqwords wtf man

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@darykjozef get your fatass back here

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@darykjozef And spam

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@darykjozef and them

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

A boombox is not a toy

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

When people try to be casually racist thinking it’s funny and that no one else will notice. We noticed. Fuck you dude

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@vanessaroyx @sshelbyma Well first we’d have to at least commit one robbery. Do either of you have weapons? What about snacks? This is why we need each other you have poor planning

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@sshelbyma @vanessaroyx We can join forces you know. Plus murders not the only option the possibilities are endless

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@sshelbyma @vanessaroyx Oh god I would love that so much

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@vanessaroyx Ok fine sorry I just wanted to be part of the crew

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@vanessaroyx Can we just cuddle instead?

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@darykjozef I agree but they are adorable. Unhealthy and unnatural, but adorable

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@Jess_Corm @carlycormier_ Jorban made me do fantasy this year. Team dingos already winning

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@Jess_Corm @carlycormier_ Yeah it’s the thing on tv with the stuff and Tom Brady and whatnot

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@carlycormier_ @Jess_Corm Listen here protege it’s game day hold the sass

[Brandingo @brandoncorm]

@carlycormier_ @Jess_Corm Who the hells Luke