flat kid

woooah take it easy randy | she/her

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

@jeffisrael25 @sshelbyma

[alicia @LeeshaMae31]

I’m CACKLING

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

@JoeSantagato @tkelce @JasonKelce @newheightshow @sshelbyma our worlds are colliding

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

“Computers are the worst. Everything was fine until computers came around”

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

zack bought me the new special edition of fourth wing w/ the black edges AND the matching iron flame I’m gonna have 100 more babies with this man

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

@sshelbyma For real we were jipped

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

I can’t believe John Mayer played free fallin & I was there to see it with my own two eyeballs

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

@lilxplum94 the WOOOOOORST

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

how tf is Ticketmaster gonna charge a $50 fee on a $60 ticket that is insane

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

ALL MY HOMIES HATE TICKETMASTER

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

& for what!!!!! the website doesn’t even fucking work!!!!!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

gilmore girls is an incredibly stressful show I do not know why people gear up to watch it every fall like? do you enjoy watching lorelei yell at her parents for just wanting to help her? do u like seeing rory make every bad decision possible?? this is fun for you???

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

“All’s fair in love & wrestling”

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

It bothers me that I don’t know every song

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

@PopCrave @sshelbyma mr beast at it again

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Beautiful beautiful girls have a deep and spiritual relationship with goldfish crackers

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

@hiimsadie__ Omg god bless u lol I’m hoping hers come in quick too so we can just get it over with but we’ll see lol she’s been a really easy baby so far so i know it’s gonna take a turn somewhere 😂

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

my 4 month old baby is already teething send help

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

@TheEmyLaCroix Sending good vibes back to you too friend

[flat kid @vanessaroyx]

@TheEmyLaCroix Man I’m in the trenches over here 😂😂