Brandon Greeley

Writer of software and fiction. All thoughts and opinions are my own.

[Brandon Greeley @brandongreeley]

@divinentd Haha, just found it. Of course there was! https://t.co/fWoZl4tKYC

[Brandon Greeley @brandongreeley]

I'd be curious to see how quickly an earthquake registers on the USGS website compared to my Twitter feed.

[Brandon Greeley @brandongreeley]

Little earthquake?

[Brandon Greeley @brandongreeley]

@Just_Tank Happy birthday man!

[Brandon Greeley @brandongreeley]

I can't imagine we'll be going back to making shaking hands a normal thing until like 2023

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Your entire understanding of git is profoundly flawed and it’s just a matter of time until that misunderstanding bites you spectacularly.

[Brandon Greeley @brandongreeley]

I've been learning a lot of new programming languages and developer tools recently and it feels like all reference material can fit into one of two categories:

- Hello, world
- Giant wall of text reference guides

[Fast @fast]

Introducing two new features for our sellers: Zero Fraud Guarantee (at no additional charge) and Instant Payouts.

We're putting more money in your pocket, Fast-er.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

End all unpaid internships. If you can't afford to pay your workers, you don't deserve their work.

-a CEO

[Pramila Jayapal @PramilaJayapal]

I fought for a $15 minimum wage in Seattle. We faced setbacks, opposition, and more. But we made it happen.

I'm ready for this fight. I will not give up. We WILL establish a living wage nationwide.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I will be honest and say it’s getting really scary to serve with people with guns, who dehumanize and target you.

I fear that with no accountability, no recourse and calls to “move on” will turn this toxic environment into a deadly situation.

[Ruth Marcus @RuthMarcus]

This Jewish space laser thing makes no sense to me. Because, as every Jewish mother knows, you could put an eye out with that.

[Fast Devs 🚀 @Fast_Devs]

Our clubhouse town hall with the @fast team was really fun last night. We were excited to see so many attendees—including lots of tech folks we look forward to meeting in the future.

RT if you want to attend one with our engineering team! 🙌

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

At Auschwitz we see the end of the long process. It's important to remember that the Holocaust did not start from gas chambers & murder.

The hatred slowly developed from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice, through legal exclusion, escalating violence & dehumanization.

[Fast @fast]

Today we are excited to announce our $102 million Series B funding round, led by Addition and Stripe

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Funny how the Blue Lives Matter crowd at Fox News suddenly went silent once a right-wing mob killed two police officers at the Capitol riots

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

@mattgaetz @laurenboebert Good god Matt, airports don’t allow firearms either but it’s not a conspiracy by flight attendants.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

This afternoon, I’ll be taking decisive action to change the course of this pandemic and get COVID-19 under control. Tune in. https://t.co/v23hhuTktf

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The third executive order Joe Biden signed was on rejoining the Paris Climate Accord.