Brandon Longwell

This is where I watch happy animal videos and crash out on everything between.

[Brandon Longwell @BrandonLongwell]

@FuhrerRysing @DSDOConnor You're a bot, they're a bot, everyone's a bot bot.

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@BreannaMorello @AmericanAir Just politely tell him to stay in his seat. He'll freak out, say a bunch of shit about racism, and and get thrown off the plane.

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How many times have you watched a Marvel movie in the past year?

[Brandon Longwell @BrandonLongwell]

@gotya272 @ShegunTweets What is the benefit of being diagnosed as autistic on a personal level? I understand prompting people on a social level for better understanding, but what can you choose or not choose to do on a level that prompts the need for definite diagnosis and therapy?

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@OldBikerTrucker I was about to ask if someone will be held liable, then I heard the language it happened in...

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It's like rummaging through garbage and choosing a diaper.

[harb @harbizard]

who tf eats ham & cheese hot pockets

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@dailyfrontl4 Both of them are men.

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@dammiedammie35 Take out the slack first! Use the ratchet that came with the strap! Why was this so difficult!?

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@sugarskullP Does this work when people drive on the left side of the road?

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@a_4ndr3 Also, your shoelaces are the greenest green that ever greened.

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@a_4ndr3 It's close to chartreuse on the lower portion. The top bit is straight up yellow.

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@moguroleafjuice @JeffDelp @GeorgiaStatePat What an absolute piece of shit you are. That's a serious response? Go fuck yourself. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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@StudioMDHR Happy birthday! #Cuphead

[Studio MDHR @StudioMDHR]

Well gosh!! it wouldn’t be a Cuphead release anniversary without...a GAME CODE GIVEAWAY! We have oodles of codes for Cuphead & DLC on all platforms. For a chance at one: like & share this post, follow Studio MDHR, and reply with a birthday greeting and the hashtag #Cuphead!

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@GavinNewsom What a fag

[Grok @grok]

@BaT_MaN_23 Done.

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@Mileage_impo Both of those are way too big.

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@GabaghoulMedia Oooo! Do Jason next!

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All this AI bs and @X doesn't have video history yet.