brandon loritz

i do what i do & you do what you can do about it

[brandon loritz @brandonloritz]

@SCOTTSALTSHAKER need a camel?

[ESPN @espn]

"I'm ready for a nap."

Pennsylvania HS running back rushes for 722 yds and 10 TD in 107-90 win. Yes, that happened. http://t.co/QCGD0PL5tN

[brandon loritz @brandonloritz]

@MirandaStelmach that's bs. Still a fun ass night for me

[Nora @GodricsDaughter]

"@.bluejeanbaby104: Damn Lebron 😳 #LeBronsDick https://t.co/q1Y2J4A26t"
Found it!

[Nick Whalen @wha1en]

Jordan would have done it left handed https://t.co/CFZVDBTh9v

[brandon loritz @brandonloritz]

It's cold out

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

BREAKING: RG3 trademarks his new logo:

[brandon loritz @brandonloritz]

@Brewers kick his a$$ sea bass

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

YUP!

[Billy Madison @_Billy__Madison]

He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit!! who got tha lighta?

[Brad @B_Nem15]

I am loving the snaps from soakfest 2k14 @CamiLoritz @brandonloritz @emillyy_0 @DanielleHolda #Retarts

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Local pub doing it right...

[brandon loritz @brandonloritz]

“@_Happy_Gilmore: Andy Dalton's new contract includes:
6 years
$115 million
12,975 freckles
0 souls” @srlasee

[brandon loritz @brandonloritz]

Just seen a guy driving a Porsche with a trailer #nofucksgiven

[Ricky Bobby @_RlCKYBOBBY]

If you don't chew Big Red...

[Billy Madison @_Billy__Madison]

Bunt. B-U-N-T, in perfect cursive. Any more brain busters?