Brandon Brown

When _____ , I want to _____ , so I can _____ .

[serec @0x5E7EC]

some of your parents drove you around with this button always on and it really shows

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Harmy @harrrmy]

you’re not autistic you just work from home and it’s making you weird

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

[pedram.md @pdrmnvd]

men in their 40s used to have cool midlife crisis but now they just have agentic workflows

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

There's a toxic culture coming out of the AI industry that keeps trying to get us not to think.

The message is everywhere. Don’t read the code, just vibe-code. Don’t try to understand all the text, just let AI summarize it. Don’t bother educating yourself, it’s too late.

Don’t worry about the errors. Trust that everything will be fixed in the next version.

The theme is the same. Don’t think too hard. Just keep swallowing the slop.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

it’s on slack bro. it’s in the drive. i just put it in the notion bro i literally sent it to you on teams. did you check the airtable bro? it’s in the box bro. it’s single sign on, it’s on okta bro. no you need the yubikey. check your deel bro, it’s on gusto. check outlook bro

[Nick León @nickleon]

I don’t have the language for it but we do not live in reality anymore and everything is a grift

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[twltter user @up2anth]

getting so bored of this app bc my timeline is just

- pedophile
- Next Warner Bros film to be made using ChatGPT
- another pedophile
- Donald Trump files ‘Kill Everyone’ order
- ragebait
- Is this the future of art? *AI dogshit*
- streamer runs over homeless people
- pedophile

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

“wHaT RaDiCaLiZeD yOu?”

idk, im not a piece of shit

[JT @jiratickets]

Sorry babe we can’t afford to amazon dronedash any chipotle peptides tonight, Burkina Faso is still intact so the Polymarket wager went to zero

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

This year has made me more of an internet collapse accelerationist.

Social media used to feel social, but most days logging on feels like walking into a hoarder house cluttered with ads, rage bait, panic and AI slop. Just a total junkyard.

[ً @cryst6ls]

my opps nonbinary the way they think they them

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh