Brandon Keller

Happily Married. Father of 2 awesome girls. VW Nut. Motorcycle Junkie. Follower of Christ.

[Brandon Keller @brandonmkeller]

Why buy a GT500 when you can build your own?
#Mustang #builtnotbought #mustanggt

https://t.co/eTl7vanURO

[Brandon Keller @brandonmkeller]

@RepNancyMace Doesn’t much matter because it’s all for show. No repercussions for the elite.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

💯💯💯

[David Khait @David_Khait]

+1,000 people are registered to vote from a single address in Fulton County (Atlanta, Georgia)

The issue? It’s a church and no one lives there.

It’s a clever scheme by Democrat activists to register homeless people to vote, citing the church as their “residence”

In one block, we found two churches that have registered over 3,000 people

[Brandon Keller @brandonmkeller]

Haha. I love the Internet.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

These Franklin the turtle memes are getting out of control 😭

[Brandon Keller @brandonmkeller]

Happy AI Thanksgiving

[aka @akafaceUS]

It's a mystery!!!

[Brandon Keller @brandonmkeller]

And we keep voting for the same idiots.

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

This is why we track the politicians ✍️

Back in May, we flagged Rep. Delaney (D)'s suspicious buy of IDEXX Labs

$IDXX is a livestock & poultry biotech company

Why was it notable? 3 reasons

1. Rep. Delaney bought the same week the “National Biotech Act of 2025,” was introduced to boost biotech investments (stock popped 10% that day)

2. That bill then was referred to the Agriculture committee

3. Rep. Delaney literally sits on that committee, meaning she now will oversee the Act.

Then, just a couple weeks later, three more politicians ended up buying the exact same stock

Fast forward to this week and $IDXX just hit all time highs

And is now up 84% since she first bought back in April

For those that got in, shake my damn hand.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Heartwarming: These African Children Raised Money To Feed Ariana Grande

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

America lives by the "one judge" rule

If one judge says you're allowed to steal money from the government, no one can touch you

If one judge says "this obviously dangerous guy should be set free so he can go set innocent people on fire", too bad. I guess we'll just have to live with people being set on fire.

If one judge says "that order is illegal" then that's the end of it

If one judge says "I think schools should mandate masks" then he gets to overturn state law

All you need is one judge and you can get whatever you want. Process be damned, consequences be damned, rule of law be damned. The judge will never suffer any consequences for his or her decisions and you will have no avenue to fix it. Too bad, sucks to be a people ruled by the dictatorship of "one judge".

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Liberal female judge overturns conviction of Somali man found guilty of stealing $7.2M from Medicaid
https://t.co/FO428bg3HP

[Mike Matthews @muscleforlife]

Big Food profits when you're sick. Big Pharma profits when you're sick. Big Healthcare profits when you're sick. Nobody with real power makes any real money when you're healthy. Act accordingly.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

🚨 URGENT
Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens.
In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized.
Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus.
Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement.
Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out.
I ask that every person RETWEET and share this.
I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me.
To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly.

Let all be revealed.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Pension for life after 5 years.

Federal Employee Health Benefits for life.

Taxpayer funded sexual harassment slush fund so you can be a pervert.

Make millions insider trading without consequence.

200 days off on average per year.

Must be nice being a member of Congress.

[Mike Baggz @MikeBaggz]

This account has 1 million followers.

It is based in Nigeria. 💀

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

This is what traitors who committed treason look like.

[Brandon Keller @brandonmkeller]

Yep a total waste of time and resources.

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

This is what you do when you are a totally useless and dysfunctional political body - something symbolic that is of no practical value at all.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

The average salary for federal civilian govt employees is $106,382. If you include benefits, it is $143,643 per year (health care, pensions, paid leave, etc).

The total compensation is about 2x what private sector employees average.

We need to fire a lot more federal workers.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Grammy-winning rapper Pras of the Fugees was sentenced on Thursday to 14 years in prison for illegally funneling millions of dollars in foreign contributions to Barack Obama's 2012 re-election campaign.

Seems like it should be a bigger story.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

DEMOCRAT & CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER RUNNING FOR MAYOR IN RI

Michael English, a Democrat and a CONVICTED child molester, is currently running for mayor in Providence, Rhode Island.

In 1998, English pleaded no contest to sexually molesting a 13-year-old girl. He served ONLY 15 months of a 20-YEAR sentence before being released. He then spent an additional 19 months in prison in 2009 after violating a no-contact order with the victim.

English does not appear on the RI sex offender registry due to his registry expiring after only 10 years.