Brandon Oliveira

bad jokes and super pokes

[Brandon Oliveira @brandonolives]

Son, it’s time we told you. Your mother and I are getting divorced.

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[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Ya’ll mind if a white boy speak a lil Manhunter?

[brine walsh @BrineWalsh]

Senator Elmer Fudd saying “our ahwies in Isweal”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

every day is like this now

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

It was a GI Jane joke

[Atomico46 @Atomico466rgm]

@ETJcdelamerde

[Ceramic @CeramicTrPl0]

We are living in the Second Era of Pibb

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

definitely a good look to sit down with a guy you know is a pedophile to do some sort of batman joker interview right after a trailer for a movie painting you as morally questionable and doing it for the fame

[Bel @bluebelgeorgia]

How I slept last night

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. I’ll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.

[Vinnie Parise @VinnieParise]

Give Nico Hischier a lifetime contract.

The New Jersey Devils would be significantly worse without him.

[Cal #RaiseHail @nomoredawg]

JFK IF HE WORKED AT A DINER: "We fry these eggs not over easy, but over hahhhhd"

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

April Fools

[Mark @Cuylle50]

Torts talking to Mark Stone as soon as he enters the Vegas locker room

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

No longer a comedian. Nothing funny about this world

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny