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[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is old data from Elon's jet, so it's ok to share.

[Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner]

Justice Sotomayor lays out the abhorrent reality of the past year, mincing no words and refusing to leave her thoughts in the form of a question: "This is not justice. ... I dissent."

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Can't believe that Princess Leia called the Galactic Empire "space Nazis" just because we look and talk like space Nazis and regularly do space Nazi things. Incredibly disrespectful. SMH

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Remember, you need to start quarantining TODAY for Thanksgiving, and then keep quarantining, and then not go.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

A bunch of guys who want to force you to have your rapist's baby can't stand the tyranny of Arby's dining room being closed for three weeks.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

When politicians use faith as an excuse to pass and uphold laws that seize control of people’s bodies but not guarantee them healthcare, feed the poor, shelter the homeless, or welcome the stranger, you have to wonder if it’s really about faith at all.

[Doug Gordon @dgordon52]

.@MoveOn had a plane flying above the Villages today in advance of Pence's visit with this message.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Darth Vader hard at work after testing positive for a mild case of molten lava. Definitely not staged! Everything is fine!

[chastity diane @chastity_diane]

conservatives be like “how dare you wish death on ANYONE” and then venmo kyle rittenhouse

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇

[BrandonStevens @BrandonStevens]

@JohnTheDonMox @emox_beatbox She looks tiny next to those dudes lol

[Jasen @suchaputz]

Only tweet on my TL that avoids "trooper-involved" and some version of "fatally wounded."

It isn't hard to say police shot and killed someone.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

FUCK THIS MAN!!!! WE DEMAND CHANGE. SICK OF IT

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Um

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

city of Tuscaloosa from the top rope

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

A kid will routinely wake you up at night for the first 4-5 years of their life. That's 4-5 years PER KID, so if you have three kids and you space each kid a few years apart that's like 10 consecutive years where you won't sleep well. Ever. Anyway, good luck starting that family.

[Steven Portnoy @stevenportnoy]

DC's mayor orders this message painted on 16th St NW, leading to the WH --

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

White people- this is for us.
https://t.co/ImW0UCyDwI