Brandon

I’m never going to say my lines faster than Jamie Taco

[David Z. Morris @davidzmorris]

Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

The American people deserve to know if Mitch McConnell is dead. It’s not fair to keep us in limbo like this. Planning a party takes time.

[cow @cowincrisis]

delete this.

[Atlanta Thrashers @NotThrashers]

Dylan Larkin has indicated he will expand his trade list to include Atlanta

[Brandon @brandonwvs]

@SethRorabaugh

[Brandon @brandonwvs]

@AP No it wasn’t

[Brandon @brandonwvs]

@SethRorabaugh This is going to make a lot of people instantly hate them like the Mario thing with FSG.

[Brandon @brandonwvs]

@johndlukacs

[Brandon @brandonwvs]

@joncoopertweets @JohnFetterman Ever tried explaining something to a baked potato? Because that’s what talking to @JohnFetterman is like.

[Brandon @brandonwvs]

lol they cut the #ufl 50 cent halftime show to commercials

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

That’s clear . Thank you

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Mike Commodore on @JasonGregor's show:

“Mike Babcock’s not an idiot. Connor and Leon are going to get treated like gold. It’s the 3rd and 4th liners, the 5-7 defensemen, the rookies, the arena staff, it’s people like that who are going to be abused.”

[Brandon @brandonwvs]

Is there a reason @espn can’t stop glazing Vegas in the #stanleycup

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

People have been asking for images of the flesh-eating screwworm that's been threatening livestock

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines

Conservative woman who placed 5th

[Brandon @brandonwvs]

@awfulannouncing I would pay extra for this experience

[Courtney @wherescourtney]

Canes BANDWAGON and I’m happy to be here

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

(knee, jail) might be the most insane legit designation of all time

[Pens Inside Scoop @PensInsideScoop]

Kyle Dubas told the Penguins front office that nothing would make him happier than a busload of staff bonding on their way to Wheeling to support the Nailers. We ended up having two buses make the trip, with Dan Muse along for the ride.

Read more: https://t.co/Ad8oJYCk0p

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

the dick’s sporting goods in homestead where pinkertons killed seven workers in 1892