Brundun

Fastidiously constructing additional pylons

[Dr. Freeze @OfficiallyIce]

Big dawg, you’re the president RIGHT NOW.

[Cipher Pilot Lat @Latzlos]

You should really cash in on the "relevancy" GO has brought with Shadow Pokémon and bring back Colosseum and XD. It's a no-brainer and yet it hasn't happened yet in the five years Shadow Pokemon have been added to GO. Just do something man.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

oh!

[Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes]

there’s a bear that walks like a man
better shake him fast

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything https://t.co/rGrnPR6F5v

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

i've found that, in practice, unstoppable forces and immovable objects rarely run in the same circles

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

when a calculator app requests permission to access my contacts i always say yes. i'd love to introduce you to my friends

[Danielle Lerner @danielle_lerner]

Dusty brought this plant out from his office. “It needs some sun”

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

How about I ask you a couple of questions instead. Did you ever change someone’s mind with negativity? Did you ever feel better yourself after being negative to them?

[wint @dril]

if you drop a chicken cutlet on the floor it absorbs all kinds of dirt & particles that make it undesirable. Thats sort of how AI works

[OrreShitpost (Retired) @OrreShitpost]

The dashing and terrific Mr. Zook

[OrreShitpost (Retired) @OrreShitpost]

ATTENTION CREW. This is your Pilot @Latzlos speaking. I know you've been on this boat for quite some time now but now as fellow Orre fans I need to tell you it is within your best interest to flood this survey with Orre Propaganda. WE WANT MIROR B. https://t.co/UIXfzqMy7r

[nathan @cthnnmrn]

Donald Fagen on the keytar is my sleep paralysis demon

[Brundun @brandoonwaters]

Yep that's been the 2020's so far

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything https://t.co/v6LntAwNi6

[Bulbapedia @Bulbapedia]

Today is the 19th anniversary of Pokémon Colosseum, first released in Japan for the Nintendo GameCube on November 21, 2003!

The game used stadium style battling, but included a story mode which allowed Trainers to catch Pokémon in the region of Orre.

https://t.co/s8xqvLXcan

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Netflix Limits Users To One Eye Per Screen https://t.co/eHAmgNadad