BCauseGotThingstoSay

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

“You saying you want a piece of me?!?”- Frank Costanza

Careful. It'll drop you like a bag of dirt. Be the bigger succulent and walk away. 🌵

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, purple - at the end of the day there’s only ONE race and that’s the human race.

BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When you’ve already explained everything in the email and they reply, “Let’s get on a call and discuss this.”

The work week can sometimes be a real bear. See photo. Just remember to take breaks for snacks, naps, and try to avoid any “reply all” mishaps. Save that for Friday.

[BCauseGotThingstoSay @brandyannc]

@kenzianidiot Tim Miller on the Bulwark or Next Level pod cast gave you a shout out last week and I was proud I follow you

[BCauseGotThingstoSay @brandyannc]

@ABC7 @ConwayShow I'm so happy all the voters chose to increase the gas taxes. That's working out well. And the pot holes are insane.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

One thing I love about American politics is the amount of people who have never left their hometown will tell you exactly, confidently, what the world is like.

[BCauseGotThingstoSay @brandyannc]

@kenzianidiot Someone told me I was glowing. All I could say was I haven't washed my face.

[greg @greg16676935420]

BREAKING: everything

[trash jones @jzux]

turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Maybe you should stop being dumb for Lent.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

The problem is, as soon as you figure out what to do for dinner, it’s basically time to figure out what to do for dinner again.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I miss the days when the only thing political was when the President got caught getting a blowjob

[BCauseGotThingstoSay @brandyannc]

@Parkerlawyer At a wedding fair expo thing with my mom (for her) a vendor asked if this was her 2nd wedding. My mom said yes.
To which I asked - which of your first 2 weddings didn't count? The one to my dad or my sister and brother's dad? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Another day, another headache.

[Trey @treydayway]

I want to sue the American government for stress and fuckery

[BCauseGotThingstoSay @brandyannc]

@Nike @officialdoechii @CaitlinClark22 @Jujubballin @sabrina_i20 @alexiaputellas @MalPugh 💯

[UCLA Gymnastics @uclagymnastics]

The first 🔟 in the @BigTen for the Bruins belongs to @ChilesJordan on uneven bars!

💻: @BigTenPlus
#GoBruins

[Satan @s8n]

i've been noticing a lot of people lately who seem to be struggling with the concept of accountability i'm not saying it's always easy to own up to your mistakes but it's a crucial part of personal growth

[UCLA Gymnastics @uclagymnastics]

Showed the nation just who the Bruins are.

We are #LAStrong.

[Satan @s8n]

I'm starting to think most people don't actually want advice they just want someone to validate their emotions while they continue to do whatever they were going to do anyway