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30↑ | whatever pronouns | minors DNI i guess |
old as balls and too tired for the fandom wank

[accordion backshots 🪗💦 @braquer]

yeah I guess you could say that I'm pretty down bad (as in, my food is going down bad because I sleep like ass and my digestive system isn't working) but you could also call it a come up (as in, I can feel it all coming up when I lie down)

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me every time I try and even out my brows and come out looking like 🤨

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

fuck i plucked a load-bearing eyebrow hair

[Cyrn✨ @eroded_edges]

I was encouraged to RT this in honor of it being performed live for the first time ever (and in front of my eyeballs too 😭😭😭

[小肥肥肥老肥了 @cclittle_fat]

呼呼……呼呼就好了……
#straykids

[⚔️𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖙𝖚𝖉𝖔𝖗⚔️ @claricetudor_]

you guys aren’t hating to your full potential

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

hey i wrote a poem about that

[lia ⸝⸝ 돼끼 🍰ྀི🥄˚₊‧ @ladwaekkina]

jisung: i made a mistake
hyunjin: me too, i made a mistake
changbin: 📢🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[funny gay meme 🏳️‍🌈 @funnygayme]

the only movies I’d watch

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Sometimes when you forget why you Are the Way you Are You’ll confide in your Mother and then you’ll be like Ohhhhh wait, That was a stupid Idea, and also why I am the Way that I Am

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

Not gonna lie Big Bird I'm at my fucking limit

[rui 🇸🇬 @ruiicist]

may the greatest king of all time rest in peace

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

I’m an adult, but I’m an adult the same way a tomato is a fruit. Biologically yes. Realistically absolutely not😭😭😭😭

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@fiveperavo ur doing it!!! 🥹🥹 proud of u... this is the hardest work frfr

[satan jnr @satan_jnr]

these mfs so gay good for them good for them 👏👏👏👏 #binquan #八仙 #allwishescometrue

[link @SlLENTPRINCESS]

my favorite video in the entire internet

[ethical jeongin consumer @femhyunin]

the batteries when i open my tv remote

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@fiveperavo I was telling the fujos it was very Stephen Chow level comedy lmao just physical gags and stupid guys

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tbf that's also how I look once I get a nice little drink

[accordion backshots 🪗💦 @braquer]

omg I saw a rat jerky doll in person at a cup sleeve the other day and it's truly so shocking (pos)

[•3• @tinyli3n]

내 나침봉에 매달려있는 거 뭔지 봐주실분
카페에서 옆 자리 중녀한테 간식 주고 받음…

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

new canadian goat just dropped