So my phone number used to belong to a male prostitute/drug dealer and for far too long I've been getting extremely interesting text messages. Everyone asks why I don't just change my number and I consider it. But randomly recieving shit like this always makes me reconsider...
Next time someone asks you about the meaning of a tattoo just say "ask me again the next time I see you and I will tell you."
Then kill yourself so you never have to see them again.
8 AM: Carried optimism and positivity into my Monday morning. Life is what you make it.
10 AM: Nearing the penthouse level on the 27th floor and the elevator jerks to a halt and bounces aggressively on the cables.
Forgot it's still 2020.