brassbricks

artist/aesthete

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@DGS_Photog I'd be all over it if I wasn't so alone 🤣

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The saga of the second hand phone number continues. Scott, your preliminary hearing is in May.

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@TheB0kChoy I just had a palm done and it was the worst by a million

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Anyone else enter the "tattooing your own armpit in the mirror because literally why not" phase of this quarantine?

Just me?

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For a good friend.

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Enough is enough, it's time to bring back tetherball.

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So my phone number used to belong to a male prostitute/drug dealer and for far too long I've been getting extremely interesting text messages. Everyone asks why I don't just change my number and I consider it. But randomly recieving shit like this always makes me reconsider...

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There will be a celebration of life at midnight tonight. Please raise a glass and toast to the memory of 2020.

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Is there anything more bro dude than someone from New Brunswick referring to sex as "smashing pissers"?

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I'm in a mentally abusive relationship. With Instagram. It beats me down but I always take it back.

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Doodles of @_JadeStorm

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It's called fashion.

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Trės Misérables- 2020 as a musical.

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@onairtom @ScrabbleGO My money is on the dog.

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Never in a million years did I think my first safeword would be with a tattoo artist.

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Quarantine entertainment tip #476:
Leave the blinds open, a dim light on and fake your own death. Make sure the neighbors are watching.

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Eat your vaggies.

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Next time someone asks you about the meaning of a tattoo just say "ask me again the next time I see you and I will tell you."

Then kill yourself so you never have to see them again.

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8 AM: Carried optimism and positivity into my Monday morning. Life is what you make it.

10 AM: Nearing the penthouse level on the 27th floor and the elevator jerks to a halt and bounces aggressively on the cables.

Forgot it's still 2020.