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What've you been eating, steak?

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What a man he is. The greatest English footballer for decades. He defines skill and professionalism. You can't sing his praises enough.

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@Neinnine91 Cheers 👍 knew there must be some reason

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How is Madueke starting games for England over Saka? I say this as a Tottenham fan.

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Made Spence look a cunt several times by not doing his work properly.

[Ryder Cup Europe @RyderCupEurope]

A day out at @Wimbledon for Team Europe 🎾

#Wimbledon

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Good job they lifted that curse

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My swing ten years ago almost to the day.

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@GoodingTuba @Chinchillazllla aren't you supposed to consider these things when you give your answer? The general idea of the questionnaire is 'answer these questions based on the world that you live in'.

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@themattbank "If we're playing for money then we'll go over the scorecard in the bar. If you don't want to do that then I'll just give you the money now and assume you need it more than I do" 👍

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@themattbank Just tell him you'll give him the money now if he needs it that much. Usually shuts them up

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@DickBlandTrackr I was watching some of season 4 last night randomly.. always forget how funny it is.. and you can absolutely imagine Phil sneaking down to the pool with some young ladies 😭

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I dread to think how many times this actually worked for him. The final paragraph of this tweet is one of the most hilarious/disturbing things I've ever read in my life. Imagine if a Danny McBride character was real but also worse.

[Tyler Olsen @DickBlandTrackr]

“Ashley says Mickelson took out his phone and her a full-body picture of himself naked with an erection while flexing one bicep.”

Like many, I already had heard about this incident, but good fucking lord what a degenerate move lmao. What a dirtbag

“Hey sweet-tits, how about I leave my door open so that when Pat passes out you can come be with big daddy eh? A lob wedge ain’t the only thing I’m handy with…”

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@b9bozzi necky cut?

(didn't notice it was par3 first time)

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The parallels are genuinely funny

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Phil Mickelson is the Kenny Powers of golf and there's not even really a close second.

[Skratch @Skratch]

Interviews with 19 sources reveal two incidents of lewd language and unwanted advances by Phil Mickelson, and the behavior that led to his departure from two additional golf clubs.

@alanshipnuck reports: https://t.co/328mrTbK7M

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Is it that the euros and Americans aren't any good? Not really. Solheim Cup will always be the best week in ladies golf. There must be some actual explanation for it, it's been happening for a good decade at least.

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Nine under par on the first day of a major is just taking the biscuit isn't it? Amazes me how many Asian ladies are so scarily good at golf while the men don't really stack up. If a ladies' major leaderboard isn't largely Asian names it's a surprise. Odd phenomenon.

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@BigSwingTempo It depends how long you've been playing I think. If you've got a solid few years of playing with a card in your hand then it should be ok if you haven't taken measures to influence it. There's so many people that either want that vanity number or to sandbag comps

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@sspencerukk If you try to frisbee a naan and it's not gone dry then it's just gonna land on your feet and leave you with a handful of bread.

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We'll take it

[Michael @_britmonkey]

Most political compass tests are stupid and outdated, so I have created a political test that only focuses on REAL ISSUES of the 2020s. 64 questions that score you on four axes, including "Chud v Woke" and "Techbro v Luddite"

Reply with your results & tell me if it was accurate