FlirtingWithDisaster

I'm not really sure which parts of myself are real and which parts are things I've gotten from books.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

"These humans all suck. I'd rather be home feeling violent and lonely."

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

I wish @Fuck_It143 loved me as much as I love her.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

I'm not sure if it's because I'm still drunk or because the fuckboy won't stop snoring.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

I CANT FALL BACK ASLEEP.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

Just gave a speech still drunk so that was thrilling.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

Yay for having to give a speech today with a giant hickey on my neck.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

I don't even know anyone named Jane. Idk

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

"I know. I de won in her because Jane thaf the one birch who flipped a tit in" #TextsFromLastNight

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

I'm just a stupid fuck with brilliant luck and sometimes a bright idea.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

My brother and best friend are on each other's best friend list on snapchat so apparently you can't trust anyone.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

I watch Steel Magnolias and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban everytime I'm sick.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

Currently getting drunk by myself on the side of the gravel road so that my roommates don't think I have a problem.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

But I thank God I ain't what I almost was.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

Trust issues fuck everything up.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

Being called princess is such a turnoff.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

I just want someone to care the way I do.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

"There's a fine line between friends and true friends. Only time will tell."

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

Being honest with yourself makes you fearless.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

I'm just upset that people are so stung out on external beauty they never find the true purity in someone's soul.

[FlirtingWithDisaster @brassyblondeee]

In one of those moods for deep thinking.