Grace

[Grace @brauergracie]

felt like twitter needed to see my blue eyed baby at least once

[Grace @brauergracie]

Please consider donating to our pup, the last thing we want is to put her down. 💙

https://t.co/LTwZicNgpy

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

this is my favorite clip on the internet

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Tf is a talking stage… go get my name tatted rn

[Holly Ballantine @HollyBallantine]

Saw a billboard that said “anxiety? Paranoia? It could be meth.” And it’s like oh my God I’ve been on meth this whole time.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes I really think I am the sleepiest girl in all the land with the amount of napping I require before I’m able to socialize

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The amount of ice cream I eat isn't outrageous, but it is alarmingly close to the amount I thought I'd eat as an adult when I was a kid.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Therapist: what do we say when our actions have upset someone?

Me: Hoes mad

Therapist: no

[Yesika Salgado 🍉✨ @YesikaStarr]

My dog can’t be my emotional support pet cause he himself needs emotional support. we’re just two anxious beings staring at each other.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

the feminine urge to say “liar” everytime a man speaks

[trash jones @jzux]

of course i handle my liquor. i handle it badly

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

me: who’s a good boy?!?! you are!! the best boy!! such a good boy!!

My boyfriend handing me my takeout: can you stop doing this

[𝓐 @sincerlyandrea]

this man been making me smile lately, might post his arm later

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the midwest experience is being taught how to drive on snow and ice via a series of near-death experiences while your dad yells at you to turn INTO the skid and that is why we are like this

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I would do anything for a new tattoo except save my money so I can pay for it

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

[trash jones @jzux]

have we tried offering the government a big pizza party if they get their shit together

[Reed4Speed @reedbartonmusic]

Gretchen Wilson : let me get a big hell yeah from the redneck girls like me !

6 year old me : Hell YEAH

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

you’re in his DMs his mom is wishing me a happy birthday on facebook