Miguel 🐨

'My friends say I should act my age; What's my age again?'

He/Him

[Miguel 🐨 @bravemac_7]

@PurpleDC11 Pink.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

our delightful beverages contain 0% AI fruit btw

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

powers?

[Pantalone (financial advice) @Pantaloan]

67 is gaining popularity over 69 because the economy is struggling. They want you to settle for smaller numbers. Shrinkflation.

[NR_Garrett @NR_Garrett]

You don't even need to provide ANY context and 99% of people know what you mean

[mark normand @marknorm]

Magic ‘the gathering’ Johnson

[73 @slicorey]

The amount of people thats confused in the comments show we’re really getting old man

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

In case you needed a reminder. 🏆

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When bro said: “If I die, sell my kidney and buy your dream car”
(mf died due to kidney failure) 😭

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

This is why I love X. Absolute gold.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Mitch here thought he had a banger until @DrinkAriZona came in to let him know that they’re from LI 💪

[Vivi ☾ @viviitsu]

everyones favorite trio

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

this is a very smart idea actually

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Tulsa Drillers @TulsaDrillers]

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[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

The Los Angeles Dodgers have selected the contract of IF/OF Santiago Espinal.

[• 🦑 | MVPAIGE @magnetballer]

😭😭admin is finally free

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Where were you the day Chris Rose life changed forever?

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Baseball is so beautiful man