Brettanomyces

Socialist dirt lawyer in the deep South. #Bernie2020

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@ReformationBrew @austinlouisray Thank you for making this clear. Came here to find out about this. Such a relief.

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@usedtobedan @keithedwards @jonfavs Damn

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@Acyn I definitely have a girlfriend. She lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

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@patriottakes @Acyn @MeidasTouch Lol. She bought $4,000 of pillows from the My Pillow guy and asked Trump for an honorary GED from Trump U.

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@614clinton @Mike_Pence You shouldn’t say “hang” to Pence. It’s a sore point between him and his close friend Donald Trump.

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@Mike_Pence Have you apologized to Donald Trump yet for not being hanged?

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@Mike_Pence @POTUS Does Mother know that you’re posting about being aroused again Michael?

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@Bitnar_ @Acyn Lmao. This is why stupid people flock to the conman. He’s as low-information as the average rube.

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@RepTroyNehls @ryangrim A former wrestling coach as Republican Speaker always works out well. Right, Mr. Hastert?

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@bresreports @SteveScalise He brags of “being David Dukes without the baggage”. Sounds on-point for being GOP leader.

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@SIfill_ @Acyn It means Lady G is desperate for the Republican base to not hate him.

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@DrewMaven @AOC

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @TheTroutmanShow Is this all because your Dad doesn’t like you?

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@TheTroutmanShow @JoeyMannarinoUS @AOC Trump still won’t fuck you. But keep trying.

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@crankygameplays @AOC Oh my heavens. Do you require a fainting couch?

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@JakeSherman @ryangrim Ironically, the Republicans are the actual disaster from which we need relief.

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@stellalunabelle @ReturnOfKappy Also hard for some to tell Wonderbread and plaster board apart. You should exercise caution when you eat.

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@IamMoederz955 @ReturnOfKappy I did nazi that coming.

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@ReturnOfKappy Hilarious. You’re fabricating stuff that makes her seem 10 times cooler. Next week you’ll tell us that she’s the love child of John Lennon and Grace Kelly or something.

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@NickAdamsinUSA @3YearLetterman This parody account is hilarious. I’m still stunned that people think you’re real.