Crack Daddy

Got crack?

[Right Eye Blind @andycatpickles]

Return of the cigarette.

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

I missed that vibe.

[Right Eye Blind @andycatpickles]

Ball caps are durags for white guys.

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

Curious where they hire all the invisible workmen that I assume work behind the cones all along my commute 🙄

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

I’ve heard of a crawdaddy but what about a crawmommy 🤔

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

If you’ve called me daddy, wish me a happy Father’s Day please and thanks

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

Raise your hand if you have daddy issues…

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

Immaculate vibes for a deadlift day

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

Just want a MILF for Mother’s Day 😥

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

SeaWorld Parks and Entertainment: Help Shut Down SeaWorld - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/s14IAWyy16 via @Change

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

The only bicep curl I need is smoking cigs

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

Yo, fuck the Japanese whalers.

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

XD XD

[Right Eye Blind @andycatpickles]

Y’all remember ROFL?

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

Whisk the eggs.

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

Fuck up my nap... I’ll fuck up your life 😴

[Right Eye Blind @andycatpickles]

Gravy is the second grossest thing that I love.

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

I wanna know what the beyond is 🥴

[Right Eye Blind @andycatpickles]

Does @BedBathBeyond sell condoms? Cause like... bed¿?

[Right Eye Blind @andycatpickles]

Copenhagen can’t set off fire alarms.
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[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

My organic chem reaction wasn’t working and my professor told me to “trust the process” so should I call him “Coach” now or????

[Crack Daddy @bravoquiet]

I’m in charge of COVID