Bridget McSorley

[Bridget McSorley @braylor5ever]

I will absolutely fall asleep while texting you and not realize it for two years.

[The Leaven @theleavenkc]

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who do small things with great love every day. Thanks for all you do!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This pupper was about to explain where that dirt came from but then decided against it. 11/10

[Bridget McSorley @braylor5ever]

@hannerbanaaaner such a bad picture of me :(

[Bridget McSorley @braylor5ever]

@hannerbanaaaner @taterbaterbug https://t.co/J4BvBga6sZ

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking-away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Ah, well" - Translation: Life is completely ruined

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Saying there's been a slight change of plan, to indicate there's now a completely and utterly different plan

[Bridget McSorley @braylor5ever]

@taterbaterbug https://t.co/ANEp7sNX6z

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ways to say please let me leave
- "Anyway I won't keep you"
- "I'll let you get on"
- "I should start making a move"
- "Right" <slap thigh>

[Bridget McSorley @braylor5ever]

"Can someone attack me, please?" - Carson

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Never feeling more panicked than when hearing "all tickets please!", despite yours being in your hand since boarding the train

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Changing your expression to that of pure horror when someone says "I'll just pass you over" and hands you the phone

[Bridget McSorley @braylor5ever]

Netflix and chill #braylor

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Expressing the most crushing failure you've ever experienced by quietly saying "never mind"