@redwyrmofficial@YoDanno I need either all good or some neutral (druids, rogues, reluctant warlock warlock, etc). We pretend to be heroes impossible in our reality. There's too much evil on this world to spend my free time with people whose dreams are to make any world worse.
@redwyrmofficial Please tell the 9yo DM this is a well designed creature. It's abilities and attacks are perfectly balanced for a CH8 with the weaknesses of the undead. Very creative.
@mjarbo Its problem is the entire concept. The target audience is 50 somethings that aren't looking forward to taking the grandkids to yet another origin story for a character that doesn't need one. It was a cartoon to sell toys. D&D, Transformers, and Barbie understood the assignment.
@therlwrites My grandfather, great uncle, and great aunt all walked home down the middle of the street to maximize the streetlights after seeing King Kong in 1933. Grandpa said he was more scared after King Kong than fighting in Germany during WW2.
@MichaelFKane I have no issue with the logs - physics approved! My issues are 1) it took 4 ewoks to carry a tied up Luke. How'd they hang 5ft wide, multi-ton logs? 2) The biker patrols never noticed them hanging them outside the back door? 3) Why did the AT-STs walk between them?
@redwyrmofficial Least favorite game w/ the best DM. I'd rather have a master create miracles with tofu than suffer a lecture about how bad tofu is while they nuke a wagyu steak for an hour.