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Free Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸

[jake @bread_androses]

she was so real for this

[120 Aotearoa 🇳🇿 @120Aotearoa]

The Green Party is the first party to officially confirm their slogan for the 2026 election: For All of Us.

What do you think?

[conor @conor_brn]

Men are class

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

The British prime minister is replaced 24 times per second, creating the illusion of a smoothly flowing image

[Daniel Jackson @danielneljack]

"... Winston Peters, who he compares to Jesus Christ when parting crowds at the Parliament anti-mandate occupation in 2022 (though it was Moses who parted the Red Sea in the Bible)."

LOL

[Janni Janni @jan_lattie]

NZ is doing what it’s told to do

[Helen Clark @HelenClarkNZ]

MFAT further says: “New Zealand’s abstention was not a reflection of any view of the merits of the candidate”. Yet past practice appears to have been to vote on the merits of the candidate. So, why the change of approach? When did NZ last fail to support a UNSG nomination?

[jake @bread_androses]

One data centre in the South Island is going to use 6% of the country's electricity every year. Greens shouldn’t be the only party concerned about this

We suck at supply so this is going to increase power prices in the future as well

[fior-ucci ✠ @crazy4fior]

old white lady told her husband “she’s so skinny” when i passed by

[jake @bread_androses]

Me arguing with a Green (we actually agree)

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

mary oliver:

[liontender @lion_tender]

Operating this shower was a delight. Like playing Myst for the very first time and seeing a brand new puzzle.

[eamon @eamondotcom]

didn’t pack properly for a weekend at my parents so I’m wearing one of the dozens of custom t shirts my dad had made after I tried a new catchphrase when I was 9 and he thought I’d get on Ellen

[Goob @goobgleeb]

taking the chudtube to work

📽️seal_2028 on ig.

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Remember when China built “ghost cities” and our analysts interpreted it as some civilizational failing and then the “ghost cities” filled up with people which was the plan all along, which we couldn’t see because we find the idea of building housing for people incomprehensible

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

doing away with house courtyards was a very bad decision for humanity

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

me to whoever had the idea for garden salsa sun chips