breadlover666

just your average guy with an above average love of bread

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People who freeze their bread have lost themselves. And i for one hope they never make babies, as that seems irresponsible

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@breadlover666 #BellLetsTalk bet you wish you had listened to me now!! #RIPPrince

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Knowing that you will never be with someone hurts inside. I only have emptiness to comfort me. I would give anything to have another bite

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BB i miss u so much and I wish i could make up for all those lies and when i used my teeth and nibbled too hard. Take me back. i Love u #plz

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Doctor's are stupid. How could eating bread which basically is love, be bad for me in large quantities. #love #inLargeQuantities #isGud

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game day!! time to impress bruno and beyonce with my complicated but tasty bread appiz. Go teams! #superbreadBowlSunday

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betty brioche isn't answering my phone calls. When is it reasonable to call 911? #IMightLoveThisLoaf!!!

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ate too much bread and I can't please my #wife because of my tummy ache. #sorryNotSorryWife

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not a day goes by that i don't think about that time i saw a helpless loaf get it's crust cut off. #PTSD #HeWasSoYoung

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Why does love feel so similar to eating too much? #BettyBrioche #makeBreadNotWar

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#BellLetsTalk telus does this thing where they show cute animals to hip music. You should show sexybread dancing to Prince #buisness #plan

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@DrPhil what are the chances my #wife will get the yeast infection my lascivious new brioche already has? #ttyl

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*wife looking at my phone
"who's Betty #Brioche and why does she want you to skewer her and dip her'n hot swiss cheese like the Germans do?

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David Bowie taught me it's okay to want to be an androgynous loaf of pumpernickel that sings on the stage like a #QUEEEEN

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@JohnsonJuliaM bread me baby

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It would do @BradleyCooperUS some good to take some time off and learn how to bake bread. #burnt

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hope no one notices my college degree is just a slice of focaccia with my name on it.

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jedi > jesus

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all i got from #StarWarsTheForceAwakens was that jedi's can turn water into bread

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i put some edible panties on my new sexy young brioche. #SpiceItUp

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Santa please make my wife into bread. #IWouldReciprocateOralSexMoreOften