Samuel L Jackson

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

diet dr pepper be hittin like nonbinary pussy

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

No maidens no damsels

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

Rip Jahseh
Rip Gustav
Rip Malcolm
Rip popsmoke
Rip Juice
Rip Kobe
#NeverForget #sad

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

New girl is just the new Office. Liking that show is apparently a personality trait now

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

You know dogecoin?

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

Baseball>football

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

Gonna go into a corner and listen to Nirvana til I die

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

There will always be a skete lurking in every alley waiting to break up your family

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

Life do really be a joke tho

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

Still a bomb the music industry account

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

When the homie says she will never love you 😔

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

Guys just listen to ska and all of your problems will evaporate

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

Everybody check in on your homies. I check in with my Pokémon almost every single day

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

If you see black jeans, a plain white tee, and a fade at the club 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

There’s a ton of pain and suffering, and I’m over here like “hey buddy, when this gunna end?!” I mean amirite 🙃

[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

Me and who?

[British GQ @BritishGQ]

#MeganFox: ‘I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, “You smell like weed.” He looked down at me and he was like, “I am weed.” Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb.’ #GQStyle.
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[Samuel L Jackson @breadpoot420]

Grandma got clapped on 9/11 type of beat