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[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

“Don’t yuck my yum” is a disgusting phrase, in both content and phonetics. Wielding vowels like a police baton

[frye @___frye]

being “on the rocks” is bad for a relationship but good for a drink. the world is endlessly nuanced

[ravn @mfnravn]

“i don’t give a flying fuck” is funny as hell bc why the fuck flying

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m wondering why

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

i hope the trees know i notice them

[Queso @djbitchtits]

we playin them songs u cant shazam..

[fel @bladeegirll]

if i was a mushroom i'd be like fuck my fungus life

[Shrek @Shrek]

Can't today, I'm swamped.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

The apple slicer is such an arrogant instrument, to think it knows the size of every core.

[seiya @systole_]

i love when it’s cold enough to see my own breath. i feel just like a cigarette

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Going the wrong way in Mario Kart is so humiliating that even thinking about it makes me break down and cry

[hunter 🪱 @FleshAtronach]

🫏

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

I just realized that even though I feel scared all the time I'm actually very brave.