Meg

middle school teacher with the energy and spirit of a middle schooler 🤠 #KelceyStrong 💜 she/her/hers 📍PA, DC, TX 📍

[Meg @break_a_MEG]

today is the day I sobbed because my brother who formerly was leaning Trump voted early and voted for Biden

[Meg @break_a_MEG]

@USWNT I've been trying to stream the game on @espn for the past 10 minutes but it isn't working. Anyone else have this issue?

[Washington Spirit @WashSpirit]

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[claud @cprandoni_]

i can’t get over this line up. it looks like a gay depressed person did one of those top spotify artist festival generators

[Liv :P @liv_username]

My 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and tell them i love them

[Nina Feldman @ncannellf]

A tale of two cities

[Liz @lzreads]

if the public library has a million fans, i am one of them. if the public library has ten fans, i am one of them. if the public library has only one fan, it’s me. if the public library has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth.

[deray @deray]

THIS IS THE ENERGY THAT WE NEED FROM ALL OF THE ELECTEDS ON THE LEFT. LET'S GO.

[Savannah Brooks (on medical leave) @SBLitAgent]

As of today I ~officially~ have long COVID (as recognized by the CDC), so I wanna take a second to explain what’s happening. To set the stage: I’m 30, I’ve been an athlete my entire life, and I used to be extremely healthy, minus some pesky seasonal allergies. My resting heart 1/

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

Earth Day just feels sarcastic at this point

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Thrilled to announce I’m going to smoke cigarettes on my next @Delta flight because I’m really not worried about the health risks and @Delta puts my personal freedom first.

[Free Brittany Martin @IfyWorks]

Hi @delta. Your flight attendants greeting us “would you like champagne? Let’s celebrate no more masks” is not what I paid for. It’s not only childish but also creates an uncomfortable, and potentially hostile environment for those of us still masked. COVID is also not seasonal.

[Rhian Beutler @rhiankatie]

Why we can't stop saying gay, a story

On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class.

He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused.

I asked him why he moved and he shrugged

1/x

[m @msnetik]

I need every camera angle on EVERYONE

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

I’m tripping that you can assault someone on live television on stage at the Oscars and just take your seat and watch the rest of the show.

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk

[Benj @benjrainwrite]

Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me having to wash a whisk: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.