tater thoughts

I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

I come on Twitter to talk to myself. If you read it that’s on you 🤷🏻‍♀️

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

@Aartworlld I can identify that hair with one strand drawn lol 🥰

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

@JDVance Almost 4 kids?

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

@Rusizi_7y You need to be cancelled.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Why don’t bank deposits go through on the weekends are the computer systems home with their families?

[miia @miiagarro]

imagine insulting me and i just agree with you

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

@SomethingUNATCO Scary

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

If it’s “pineapple belongs on a pizza” yes

If it’s “burning children alive is worth it so Jews can have an ethnostate” then no

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

No one can tell me otherwise. Being able to support urself financially without bothering anyone is top tier.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Cardinal Zuppi read the names of every child who passed away in Gaza. It took him 7 hours.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

My favourite type of intelligence is noticing when someone feels left out and quietly making room for them.

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

@jessimikuh Hahhaa

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@Colby1910098 😂🥰

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

I come on Twitter to talk to myself. If you read it that’s on you 🤷🏻‍♀️

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

@Mayoisspicyy I didn’t think it would take THIS long but better late than never

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Y’all’s pedophile president really went on camera and said he loves inflation

You’re the dumbest cult of cousin fucking losers in human history and its not remotely close

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

@itsnwts Yep

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.

I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

ur whole life can be altered just by associating with someone. so yes. be selective.

[tater thoughts @breakurban]

I want rain all day all night all the time. Send it

[👀🔴 @NikkiBears88]

If you like this kind of weather we are having in Chicago rn you are the devil