Breanna

a well-dressed, and successful, mess // viajadora

[Breanna @breannalee24]

LOL Chicago for the weekend and left my entire wallet. #FLOP

[Breanna @breannalee24]

@AliMWarraich @lollapalooza @BrunoMars Haha tooooo true. 🙊

[Breanna @breannalee24]

LOL @ MY LIFE. first time in five years not going to @lollapalooza and @BrunoMars is going to be there. WHY.

[Breanna @breannalee24]

Friends are coming into town for birthdays and instead of making Jell-O shots I’m making overnight casseroles for brunch in the am. #wtf

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Who wants to tell him? https://t.co/ZIWZvVkMCO

[Breanna @breannalee24]

We just got woken up by two grown men fighting with play swords in our backyard...but they shook hands after so they’re mature gentlemen???

[Daniel Lin @danwlin]

TRUMP: I am not a racist

ALSO TRUMP: Don’t rent to black people. Central Park Five are guilty. Obama was born in Kenya. Mexicans are rapists and criminals. Judge Curiel can’t be fair because he’s Mexican. All Haitians have AIDS. Nigerians live in huts. Nazis are very fine people https://t.co/ZTpGZJHrVo

[Breanna @breannalee24]

Text from my mom this morning: “just had to share my foot hat.” SHE LITERALLY PUT A HAT ON HER BOOT. I’M DONE. 😂😂😂😂

[Breanna @breannalee24]

@christinarose33 @DietBet Thaaaaanks. This just inspired me to get up off my ass and workout.

[Breanna @breannalee24]

And on day 2 I burnt my face with my curling iron. 🤦🏻‍♀️How’s your 2018 going?

[Breanna @breannalee24]

Today at the grocery store I did not get ID’d and got asked how many kids I have. SOS start the search crew to find my 20’s.

[Breanna @breannalee24]

LOVING the new ‘do for the holidays @christinarose33

[Breanna @breannalee24]

Christi woke up to an Icelandic street cat cuddling in bed bed. I’m dying. 😂😂😂😂

[Breanna @breannalee24]

Adulting is taking a shower because it's relaxing rather than feeling like you should wash your hair after 4 days of dry shampoo.

[Breanna @breannalee24]

Quote heard in Panera "what's a baguette?" 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Breanna @breannalee24]

#savage

[Breanna @breannalee24]

What's @amazon gonna buy next? Maybe Trump then millennials will be able to tolerate him.

[Breanna @breannalee24]

Currently me. Talk to me in October.

[Breanna @breannalee24]

Just had to explain to a 6 year old what caffeine is and that when you're an adult you can't take naps during the day. She was heartbroken.

[Breanna @breannalee24]

Remember that one time republicans got their backbone back???? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻