Breanna Marie

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I'm going to bed so I want to congratulate @taylorswift13 on winning her 4th Grammy for Album of the Year joining the following list....

NOBODY EVER

[Olive Garden @olivegarden]

It's a love story, baby just say "when" ❤️🧀

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

@kellykking Why do I have it in my head that notre dame could beat the giants

[em @lolatnug]

asked shawn mendes if he wanted a friendship bracelet, he touched my arm and said no

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

@netflix I find that hard to believe

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

I kicked my mom off the account for this @netflix

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

If you like having your orders get lost and having to call customer service for weeks and never getting an answer about where the furniture is then you should order from @potterybarn

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

@potterybarn has some nerve emailing me constantly asking me to buy things knowing damn well they keep pushing back my delivery dates

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

Choosing “the real slim shady” at a work karaoke event always ends up a little awkward. Didn’t need the words though.

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

@jdconti @tgricka @NoahE1110 @OptimumHelp We also received the text at 8:30 this morning saying service was restored but it’s still not working.

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

@tgricka @jdconti @NoahE1110 @OptimumHelp Anyone in Babylon have service restored?

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

Gave someone the wrong directions on the subway and now I will spend the rest of my day feeling bad about it.

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

@Bratney_13 I’m bringing back my LIRR Twitter slander

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

#LIRR when someone on a phone call sits next to you

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

Andy and Anderson deserve an Emmy for nye coverage

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

Taylor is the GOAT #RedTaylorsVersion

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

@KFCBarstool Wrong

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

“Only because everyone has been talking about it. My tooth was not this crooked this morning.” @ayyrae @BridgetSweets @StalkBean

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

Hi @waze fuck you

[Breanna Marie @breannamcl]

“Only because everyone has been talking about it. My tooth was not this crooked this morning.” @ayyrae @BridgetSweets @StalkBean