Breann 👽

♊ ISTP ✈️

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

Why does @Google keep getting worse? Home can't figure anything out since it switched from Assistant to Gemini, apparently can't sort YouTube by date uploaded anymore!?, got rid of Google music which was the only non-apple version of iTunes I could find (YouTube music SUCKS)

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

@OrlandoPolrBear @cwalenta Noooooooo!!!!!!!!! Thoughts and prayers 😭😭

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

@DrunkatTheRalph This might be my favourite photo of all time. Thank you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

❤️❤️ Happy Mother’s Day ❤️❤️

Appreciation to mothers everywhere who brought us all into the world and nurtured their beloved children 🥰

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

@CapitalOne y'all really need a live chat feature. I can't do phone calls but Eno can't help me. My email is showing as "not eligible" for Zelle enrollment, but I have a pending payment waiting on it (it shows up in my Capital One app). HELP!!!

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

Happy April! It's @mark_mcgrath month!!!

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

I don't know much about HP but I am in love with RG and this is ahhhhh-mazing.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 🤣

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

I am SOBBING

[Clare Anne Ath @clareanneath]

Disney launched a new ad where a dad and son share a night time walk on a cruise ship, across an entire lifetime.

Every parent needs to hear this: the moments feel small until they’re gone.

Put down the phone. Spend the time. It’s the only thing they’ll remember.

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO my BFF @mark_mcgrath 😘😘😘 2 more years til you're old teehee can't wait to see you in a few weeks!!!!!!!

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

still think it's weird that @mattrife used to say he wanted his shows to be affordable but the nosebleeds are $84

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

Y'all, @mattrife flirting with @mattrife is so disturbing but now I feel the need to blow my entire monthly grocery budget on 3/4 week of @tempo meals 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

@DisBeforeAfter @WaltDisneyWorld I've always said take TTC out of the resort loop and add a bus or two. not sure how the parking people would feel about it but I know it would make the price of the resorts more worth it LOL

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

@MCO noooo let's never get this cold again!!!! (my flight out leaves MCO at 66 degrees and lands in PVD at 4 degrees and snowing lol)

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

yo @McDonalds if the stupid @Patriots win the super bowl can we get that free Grand Mac again???

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

@JetBlue hypothetically speaking... If my almost 2-year-old son was born at 23:31 and we fly at 13:55, is he still considered a lap infant? 😜

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

AI is made for things like creatng fake pictures when you have a memory that even you can't believe because "pics or it didn't happen" or whatever

6 years ago, Mark Sanchez paid for my drinks at Raglan Road and I "didn't want to fan girl" so I didn't get a picture with him.

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

Still hate having my Autumn trip in April but I love getting to know the next time I'll see @mark_mcgrath & friends (73 days and counting!) 🤘🤪

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

I fucking hate Simone Griffith lmfao

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

Sometimes I wish I wasn't a travel agent so I could use @trivago so I could be a part of hiring such sexy commercial actors 🤣🤣🤣

[Breann 👽 @breannimal]

Can you imagine being a caveman falling sleep in the ice then waking up thousands of years later and riding a roller coaster???