Chris D

online diary bits

[Chris D @breath_mist]

Gained three quarters of a pound this week and she called me piggy

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Porn sucks. I love beaches

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@ojessie__ Reflex testing

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You know what I like

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her: Hey cutie

me: Hey handsome

her: What??

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Spotted lanternflies have feelings too

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What were you doing when you heard about the Ballard, WA 2013 UFO sighting?

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Flirting with the 911 operator

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This tummy ache is wrecking me but i’m trying to be a big strong man about it and not call 911

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Shopping for souls in the 62 cent range.

If anyone knows a guy

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really -_-

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<3

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"It smells like lotion and fish"
-Geneva

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I'm just like the other girls

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@WholesomeMeme Pizza grease

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Short sleeve shirt over a long sleeve means you have a good taste in music

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God bless Steve Albini

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When you know you think.

When you think you don’t know.

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Patrick Batman

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Try to get wheelbite on 50s and you’ll be good