my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛this strain is called "control"😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw dr darling just run by
my buddy jesse, pacing: the board is lying to us
when i was little my dad would sometimes try to tell us scary stories and i literally could not handle it. he’d be like “there was once a man who lived in a forest” and i’d be like “please for the love of god stop talking. lock the doors”