bret michael’s bandana

Somewhere between psychotic and iconic

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

Whatever happened to Ty Pennington

[naiive @naiivememe]

me on my way to work because i'm not smart enough to scam people, too shy to dance on Tiktok, too old for a sugar daddy and too stupid for crypto

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

6th time now luv u Yak

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Not Kodak being my #1 artist this year for like the 5th time

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

“I see you open at 8:00am - is there a way I can come in before 8:00am?” Customer service will be the death of me

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

@jaaaasssminee Love you Jizzzy 😘😘❤️

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

@MayaAlexei_ I’m deceased

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

@MayaAlexei_ Maya……

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

@MayaAlexei_ @MikeCavs95 I’m dead bro

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

Bitch are you serious why did God bless me

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

Maya

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Maya is my beauty guru

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

Rick Owens on & paying for Whole Food’s smoothies with EBT is wild

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

@jaaaasssminee Prada you 😘

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

@MayaAlexei_ And me tf

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

@MayaAlexei_ Sloppy J is fire

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

@MayaAlexei_ U betta not

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

Nephew is 3!!!!! 🤍 HBD to the best little dude I’ve ever met! Auntie Bweck loves you!!! @MayaAlexei_

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

@jaaaasssminee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[bret michael’s bandana @breckxo]

Not my 19 year old employee saying ‘Yerrr’ when I said goodbye tf