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dodgers ⚾️

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you own a restaurant, I am begging you to have your menu on your website. Do not force people to start an online order just to view it. I just want to know if you serve queso. I shouldn’t have to select a location, pickup time, and my astrological sign just to find out.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

To all the coffee shops that open at 10am and close at 3pm, who exactly is your target audience?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[T A Y E 🇯🇲 @sofcknpretty_]

This Might Sound Mean, But I Hate When I Can Smell Someone’s Apartment/Home On Their Clothes. What Causes That ?

[kd @kdlovrr]

i’ve hated kids since i was a kid

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

i’m actually gonna be single forever because unless the loml is at my work or the local movie theater i’m fucked

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

please learn how to shut the FUCK up when you’re at the movies

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I have zero interest in knowing what’s happening in other people’s lives

[bree @bree_1707]

its a REALLY beautiful day outside 🌞

[miia @miiagarro]

normalize telling men they aren't financially your type. bc men never hesitate to judge a woman by her looks

[bree @bree_1707]

and watching!!!!!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I DO NOT CARE what ANYONE says
BE CAREFUL what you say at WORK.
Someone is ALWAYS listening!

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

They should invent a coworker that knows stuff

[ash @tripnf4ll]

i don’t workout for 2 days and suddenly i’m chopped and useless