Bree Groom

I read, I bake, I knit, and I go to bed at 8 pm.

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

*sext*

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

@buenoryana 100000 points for this pun

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

yeah i think about the roman empire daily

[sarah @sarahradz_]

Nonparents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesnt want to do, and he would obey

[erika @yeeeerika]

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

This change is on the list of reasons I left.

[Mac Crane @mcrane12.bsky.social @mcrane_12]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with wanting their English teacher's approval

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

At this point in my pregnancy I’m at the doctor so often that the receptionist at check in didn’t even ask my name. Just to confirm my birthday.

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

People that locked in a 30-year fixed mortgage at 2.7% in 2021

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

Yesterday someone asked me “are you sure there aren’t two babies in there?!”

Not great for the self esteem already suffering at 7 months pregnant.

[Mary Thomas @wilcox_m]

No one tells you that during the 3rd trimester, the most intense workout you will endure is simply getting dressed every morning.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i will never turn down a candle, coffee, or a fuzzy blanket

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

Happy to report my ankles are no longer swollen.

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

My feet/ankles are swollen from my hike this weekend and my concern at this point in my pregnancy is that they won’t return to normal until after I give birth.

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

Nice

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

@goodboylandon @JasonJSteinmann Prince Street Pizza

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

Finally left the dentist after 4 hours, $1800, and a fake tooth.

[Bree Groom @bree_groom]

Going on hour 4 at the dentist. This is how I feel my numb top lip looks.