briana valler

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

A superhero movie, but instead of a complicated multiverse plot, it’s just a guy who patrols the streets and beats the shit out of people who set off fireworks on a random weeknight.

[briana valler @breebreebby]

I wonder how many weddings played “Lips of an angel” by Hinder thinking it was romantic

[Real Friends @realfriendsband]

take me back to when
I was too young to see
how fucked up life could be

[briana valler @breebreebby]

@JimHalpert__ @DwightSchrute_ @jontae911

[Real Friends @realfriendsband]

One time we did a tour where all the shows were $5 and took place in non conventional venues like skate shops, batting cages, wrestling rings, churches and other places that don’t normally have shows. RT if we should do that again.

[daniel tosh @danieltosh]

as a floridian my only childhood dream was to get the fuck out.

[briana valler @breebreebby]

@DepressedDarth @jontae911

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

Me: *buys my dog a IQ puzzle toy that must be rolled in a specific way to get the treats out*

My dog: *smashes toy into a wall until it breaks and the treats bust out*

Me: She’s brilliant 😍

[briana valler @breebreebby]

@deadbutdelish I told you! I can’t do it 😭

[briana valler @breebreebby]

@jontae911 I want one!

[briana valler @breebreebby]

@jontae911 @DepressedDarth Oh yeah! Oops

[briana valler @breebreebby]

@DepressedDarth @jontae911

[briana valler @breebreebby]

@markhoppus @jontae911

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

It would be financially irresponsible for me to not buy all this half priced Halloween candy.

[briana valler @breebreebby]

@deadbutdelish

[briana valler @breebreebby]

I can’t fall asleep so it’s totally an appropriate time to buy everything online right? 💀💸

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

Day 17: morale is weird

[briana valler @breebreebby]

“Turns out I grabbed Chuck E. Cheese tokens instead of quarters... this is lame” -stranger at the laundry mat

[briana valler @breebreebby]

@RidiculousDak @jontae911 😂😂��😂