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[bree @breemaxam]

Daisy 🌸

[Amber Bamber @AMauk98]

Lmao I have no idea what's going on in my life anymore.

[bree @breemaxam]

always trust the mechanic that takes a shot with you before working on your car, he isn’t messing around 🤣

[bree @breemaxam]

My daughter had explosive diarrhea all over at the nail salon. It literally pooled out under her car seat. Onto the salon floor. Every single where.

[bree @breemaxam]

I couldn’t love this author more 😍

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Yes, sweetheart. I'm staying right here on this hill, defending the right of women and girls to talk about themselves, their bodies and their lives in any way they damn well please. You worry about your legacy, I'll worry about mine 😉

[bree @breemaxam]

Conversations with my kid …
“I love daddy.”
“What about mommy?”
“Sure.”

[bree @breemaxam]

Employee: I need more hours
Also the Employee: but I’m calling off for today cause I don’t feel like going

🤨

[bree @breemaxam]

Can the rain stop so my puppy will go potty outside 🙃

[bree @breemaxam]

woke up late and realized I wore my slippers to work ✨

[bree @breemaxam]

my baby boy is going to pre-school I’m crying 😭

[bree @breemaxam]

idk how to break the news to my cat that we are getting a dog

[bree @breemaxam]

I’m not a dog person but I keep seeing the most adorable dogs up for adoption and omg

[bree @breemaxam]

$6,290.14 to push a baby out. Literally labeled under “vaginal delivery”. I did all the work. I even pulled her out MYSELF. I have to pay the doctor that much for basically just watching me do it.

[bree @breemaxam]

Christmas shopping starts next month. I’m already stressed.

[❥ 𝔹𝕣𝕚 @edmondsb22]

BABY DADDIES HAVE THE MOST AUDACITY

[Madi Prewett Troutt @madiprew]

I saw a post I didn’t agree with. I kept scrolling. It didn’t hurt at all. Try it.

[bree @breemaxam]

My grandma who always knows everything about the kids before they are born: she’s gonna have red in her hair

Me: not possible

My baby:

[bree @breemaxam]

My son is no longer a superhero ... he’s a pirate. And I’m the worst parent in the world for not knowing that so I got demoted from being a pirate, according to him now I’m a dog 🤦🏼‍♀️

Life with a 4 year old boy 🙃😂

[bree @breemaxam]

@edmondsb22 I got mine for free at planned parenthood after exhausting all other options with my doctor. Not sure what they do now since mine was 4 years ago.

[bree @breemaxam]

Daisy has so much hair and every time I look at it all I can think about is the burning heart burn I had for months 😅

[bree @breemaxam]

@underwoodgage Thank you!

[bree @breemaxam]

I just watched myself push a whole baby out of my vagina, weird but freaken cool