Bree, Home of the Prancing Pony™️

Writer. Nerd of Color. Former hospitality + tourism pro. Cinephile. Retired Theater-Kid.

[violet valentine @slutpilled]

[youth pastor voice] you kids like Dune, right? well, you know who else liked to wander around in the desert?

[Bree, Home of the Prancing Pony™️ @breemcalister]

Not me listening to an endless Shire music ambiance video on YouTube as I bake rustic loaves of bread in my apartment to escape my depression. Like girl, go outsiiiide. 😫

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

the Phantom of the Opera gave me unrealistic expectations about lonely, secluded weirdos who live in basements

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

the feminine urge to hold a basket on your hip and wearily wipe sweat off your forehead as though you were a 14th century farm wife, tired after a long day of work

[Bree, Home of the Prancing Pony™️ @breemcalister]

Correct.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Adele did not lie.

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

The gender of the day is a spectral unicorn in an underwater graveyard.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is not the taste of a leaf. that intrigues me. it is the crunch

[Chris Murphy @christress]

"We need a superhero that's" stop that. we're adults. we need universal health care and a 4 day work week

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

microdosing a heart attack by having generalized anxiety disorder

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

I don’t know what “wokism” is. This is another instance of white society (mis)appropriating terms & concepts originating in Black liberation movements.

I am familiar with the concept of historical accuracy, which is what we engage when we challenge white supremacist narratives.

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Yeah I like dune. Dune your mom lol

[Bree, Home of the Prancing Pony™️ @breemcalister]

@KrAzOn89 @Imani_Barbarin Ding ding ding. This right here.

[Bree, Home of the Prancing Pony™️ @breemcalister]

So like…basically four loko lite?

[Ad Age @adage]

PepsiCo and Boston Beer Co. are collaborating on “Hard Mtn Dew,” which has 5% alcohol by volume and comes in a regular Mtn Dew flavor, plus black cherry and watermelon flavors, the companies announced today. https://t.co/np2Rr7ElkP

[Adrienne thee Creative | Experience Curator @brownandbella]

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME THE TUSKEGEE EXPERIMENT WAS ABOUT THEM *WITHHOLDING* TREATMENT FROM THE PARTICIPANTS. THAT’S THE PRIMARY WAY MEDICAL RACISM OPERATES IN THE US. THEY JUST LET US SUFFER. THEY BLOCK ACCESS.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Polls show that most Americans believe that the Delta variant makes getting vaccinated more important than ever. But at this East Syracuse Ruby Tuesday, they aren't so sure.

[Bree, Home of the Prancing Pony™️ @breemcalister]

@mccindy72 @MichelleRedSoul @jameelajamil No one deserves to be cheated on. Cheating is the emotionally-immature coward’s way of acting out and avoiding the conversation they should have with their partner that they’re too scared to have.