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drinker of wine, all opinions are mine, and they're fabulous

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@danielcronauer They all are. I bought a pixel in lemongrass and immediately slapped a case on it. No one knows I have a beautiful phone under this clunky case

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@Terrytoo69 Whole tomatoes are way better than the diced. But requires far more effort

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@DamoSC @tim_michell Maybe someone left their car lights on

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@ThatEricAlper Tube of toothpaste

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@maynkydvv Do I have to do anything or can I just watch tv. My local gym has cable so win win

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BREAKING: King Charles and Camilla move out of Buckingham Palace so they can AirBnB it

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@JenniferTilly Nooooo!! Why!? What is Bravo doing?!

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@pubity Can I introduce my colleague to Guinness? Earplugs & King Gizz on full volume can't drown that mutha f-er out

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Patrick doesn't have a sex addiction he has a cum need that is apparent with anyone taking rok much testosterone. They laughed during this episode but this is disgusting for a human man to be applauded that he just wants to fuck a lot. #90dayfiance get out. Fuk off Patrick is bad

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@itsme_urstruly First of all. It's Moo Cow

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@chaacaazzy What's the science

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@rob_mcknight Nek minnit Kyle sandilands style pay out

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@capeandcowell Laughs in southern hemisphere

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@JacintaAllanMP Tretinoin woohoo

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I'll be in line soon so if he could stop that would be great

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

he’s got to stop eating them

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@burnerc1ty Your name is visible in the offer letter

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@quiet_homeboy Omfg. This is literally the only thing that can get me to wash my hair!!!

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@fiercepatricks Tell that to Ross Geller

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@_Rileybennet The jezabels existed in the handmaid's tale. They want women to party with them. Just not "THEIR" women

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@CrazyDaysPoster Jean smart and Hannah einberger