bree carroll

UConn | 22

[Colb @___Colb___]

They booed louder for Trump than they did for the Spurs you gotta respect it LMFAO

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Yes that’s why i never wanna hear that shit about “my grandma and grandad were together forever/marriages used to last” YEAH GRANNY WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT OR GET AN APARTMENT ON HER OWN. SHE WAS A PRISNA!

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Jimmy Kimmel is encouraging his viewers never to watch CBS again after tonight's final episode of The Late Show.

"We will be off tomorrow night out of respect for our colleague and friend Stephen Colbert and the writers, producers, staff, and crew at The Late Show, whose final show on CBS airs opposite ours. I think you know how I feel about the fact that they are being pushed out.

"I hope the people who did the pushing feel ashamed of themselves tonight, although I know they probably won't. But that being said, I think it is most important to congratulate Stephen and the team at The Late Show for all the great work...

"I will be watching tomorrow night. I hope that those of you who watch our show will also tune in to CBS for the last time. Don't ever watch it again, but watch tomorrow night to wish Stephen and our friends at The Late Show a fond farewell.

"OK... now let's talk about the asshole about who forced them off the air.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Bruce Springsteen appeared on Stephen Colbert’s show tonight and COOKED Trump and his goons

“I’m here in support tonight for Stephen, because you are the first guy in America who lost his show because we got a president who can't take a joke…. and because Larry and David Ellison feel they need to kiss his ass to get what they want. Stephen, these are small minded people. They got no idea what the freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about”

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Because it’s an important skill😭😭 people at work will piss you off 😭

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Maryam @hell_line0]

this pain of marrying the wrong person is far worse than the fear of not being married by 30. Take this as a sign ladies....

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

“For worse” is not cheating, abuse, control, gaslighting, constant disrespect, or lying.

“For worse” is health challenges, stressful times, hard conversations, family issues, financial struggles, or grief.

Key differences.

[Zacharius @ShwtimeScottie]

I'm convinced he never has a script for these things and he's actually just a hilarious individual

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

sometimes i wish drake’s music could be exclusive to drake fans, y’all don’t deserve him

[ღ @stfnigg]

men that are truly comfortable in their masculinity have no problem showing off how they worship their women, and women comfortable in their femininity have no problem being worshipped.

[Kyle @KBensonJpg]

A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

hoe ass bitch

[💗 @ma1ybe]

“women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

[‏ً @itsnwts]

most men are COWARDŠ when it comes to confronting their male friends about mistreating women. they value MALE APPROVAL more than women's SAFETY

[Jared Kotler @JaredKotler]

The only person in CT happy right now

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

This is just insane consistency

The basketball capital of the world is in Storrs, CT

[rose @wynrosei]

women receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape