Deer

[Deer @breezetwitty]

#TheBachelorette Brianna #BachelorVote

[Deer @breezetwitty]

@KDKA this is ridiculous and forced , give us this bachelorette

[Deer @breezetwitty]

@KDKA GIVE US THE BACHELORETTE RIGHT NOW

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: h-
Libra:

[Mister Hayden @MrHaydenMyers]

SKELETONS AREN'T SCARY

WE'RE FILLED WITH THIS PULSING, OOZING, MEAT

AND Y'ALL THINK THE SKELETONS ARE SCARY

THE MEAT'S SCARY

THE MEAT

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 11/5 in Libra: It's hard to change. But it was harder for you to make the decision to change. So do it now. For power, eat coconuts.

[Deer @breezetwitty]

@momoney_momeyer Smoke do yoga https://t.co/awXMJRg52x

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 10/15 in Leo: You love a group of friends around you constantly but now you will seek a solitary sport. That's the good news.

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

YALL DONT NEED FANCY APARTMENTS TO BE COOL. THATS WHAT DRUGS ARE FOR.

[Deer @breezetwitty]

@lexrayand Omfg no lol

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

GOP: NO ABORTION!
Us: Yikes ok then birth control?
GOP: NOOO
Us: Wait so maternity care?
GOP: LOL FUCK U!
Us: Childcare?
GOP: ASSAULT RIFLES

[Deer @breezetwitty]

@Uber_Support Hi, i left my phone in my uber, i keep trying to connect via "lost item" and your phone service keeps hanging up on me. help!

[ean @Ean_withanE]

an emotional haiku:

needed some tweezers
spent ninety bucks at target
guess what i forgot

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

DO NOT READ IF YOU DIDNT STARE AT THE SUN
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greetings fellow chosen ones, what shall we name the three new colors revealed to us

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

Don't be financially ratchet

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[Deer @breezetwitty]

@minsayz https://t.co/14iPYoZciI

[Kenzie Flock 🌞🪴 @Kenn_zayy]

Happy Sunday!!!

[Kenzie Flock 🌞🪴 @Kenn_zayy]

My parents are at the beach, my brothers & their friends are at raystown, bri & her friends are at the beach...I've watched Netflix all day😃

[Deer @breezetwitty]

@momoney_momeyer https://t.co/CENkCXszkv