Paul kinyanjui

Niko kadi

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

My TL is basically back-to-back tweets from Americans suggesting rule changes in football, and most of them are super hilarious. One of them said we should start the match with penalty kicks in case the game ends in a draw it’s already decided 😆

#FIFAWorldCup

[. @carterdalast]

Africa’s resources is for Africans

[Catarina Senora Gatita @WyattCatarina]

This guy is out here on Brick Lane playing human Spotify. 😅 One look at u and he drops the perfect song! The song choices are too spot on, I’m dead 🤣💀

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

White Privilege.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

How bad is your OCD?

Well... 😅

[🇧🇭نجلاء الحمد @njla_alhmd]

رايح لايران ايسوي توافق😂

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly finished, then calls ICE on 6 workers she allegedly owes $10,000 to, she even helps agents detain them.

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Mtu anisaidie number ya Uhuru. Aliweka pesa wrong number.

[Kate Ardis Oden @OdenKate]

Found a gorgeous Penguin Classics novella at a free library. This author is totally new to me.

[Eric @amerix]

Finally,

Our donkey has won.

Total votes: 26,838

Donkey: 25,282 votes (94%)

Woman rep: 1,556 votes (6%)

Congratulation Hon Ass!

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi02]

You just know the honey is original 😂

[Rubi @RubiRubidoooo]

If you didn´t know.... this is the real reason why you can’t use phones on planes 😂🤣😅

[Armeena ✨ @ArmeenaRK]

Out of hatred for the cockroach, the ants voted for the insecticide. They all died, including the housefly that didn't even vote - African proverb.

[BIG VIRG @drealbigvirg]

The concept of YouTube and Spotify ads will never make sense to me.

The people who can actually afford the things being advertised are already on Premium. No ads. No interruptions. Just music and videos in peace. Meanwhile, I’m on the free plan and you’re showing me ads for iPhone 15 Pro, forex trading masterclasses, online MBA programmes, luxury real estate in Dubai, and some car I will only ever see in music videos.

Who is the target here?

Because the rich guy you’re trying to reach is on ad-free Spotify listening to smooth jazz. I’m the one here being forced to watch two unskippable ads about investment apps while checking my account balance before buying data.

You’re advertising wealth to the financially stressed.

Make it make sense.

[Jacob Juma @WhatEHappened]

She is not suicidal, her car's breaks are working, she knows how to swim, she is loved by her family.

Bayer, we are watching you.

[Eniola @Enywealthh_1]

Is Nicki Minaj aware of this?? 😂😂

[Masaku @masaku_]

Can Kenyans purchase land in Israel and create a community?

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

This is hilarious because it's true 🤣

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nairobi has never loved us there is a guy who bought a car battery in luthuli for his radio before electricity was everywhere carried the thing all the way to rironi where the mau summit will start only to find a 9 by 9 foundation stone ,to this day we call him stone.