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EXCLUSIVE: New study shows Danes responsible for ‘most crime’ in Mercia. Strong kinging needed to fix this Mercian carnage @donaeldunready

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In unrelated news, large explosion reported in vicinity of the Oval Chamber.

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BREAKING: Hwicce so-called magistrate overturns 2nd #DanishBan. @donaeldunready said to be taking news well

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BREAKING: @donaeldunready reveals priorities as 'JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!' Accompanying new slogan 'Work sets you free' #MMGA #WSYF

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This is the future that liberals want. @donaeldunready

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Yes! Alternative facts give Mercians a choice, and choice = democracy. Monotruthism = communism! https://t.co/hmNCjkFk3m

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Happy to help! If we aren't laughing we'd be crying! https://t.co/nC0nPRU11p

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Pope Urban beatifies St Philip Verdant, formerly Sir Philip the Corpulent of Questionable Parentage, head of Mercian Hovel Stores

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Y'know, @ScribeSec and our scribes were just shooting the breeze earlier and... wait... sorry @JorvikTimes that was insensitive of us.

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The truth is so last year! https://t.co/G32HxhJk3Z

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@BreitbartChron @JorvikTimes Still here / Dal yma. Dal i ysgirifennu i gwir. Still writing the truth.

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You know, the White Tower has become a whole lot truthier since @JorvikTimes was banned. Good to filter out the fakers with evil intent!

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

@donaeldunready Fun fact! There’s a whole futuristic parallel parody universe on twitter! Hilarious, but seems a little far-fetched

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It’s worse than you think - you missed free donuts. (Oh, and something something democracy) https://t.co/VEKuVX7eEd

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Really enjoyed today's scribe gaggle at the White Tower

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@AethelflaedR @JorvikTimes *macedrop*

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@AethelflaedR @JorvikTimes Blaming tools? That's right, I was blaming you!

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It's true that we are a scraper down after Milo left, but he was tasked with barrels not vellum https://t.co/e4eoIMTub0

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Back after temp twitter ban!!!Blatant conspiracy by @AethelflaedR, @JorvikTimes, Sir Jack of Dorsey to silence ONE TRUE CHRONICLE! #MMGA

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Back after temp twitter ban!!!Blatant conspiracy by @AethelflaedR, @JorvikTimes, Sir Jack of Dorsey to silence ONE TRUE CHRONICLE! #MMGA

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UPDATE: @donaeldunready responds - "You think Mercia is so innocent?" https://t.co/djrKTEK1rw

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BREAKING: King Wrong-un of North Umbria MURDERS wayward brother with nefarious vapours!

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BREAKING: King Wrong-un of North Umbria MURDERS wayward brother with nefarious vapours!

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BREAKING: Paulanus of Nuttall credibility thrown into doubt as many come forward to claim he ‘had no friends’, citing personality. https://t.co/Jssc5iiD6R

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Paulanus of Nuttall gives tearful statement re many close friends slain at Greate Pillage of Swindon. @donaeldunready offers condolences