b.

i don’t even know what i’m talking about half the time

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

dude i wonder how many of these southern moms are about to get their mask monogrammed

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

dude the moon landing was FAKE. you can not change my mind. we didn’t even have cell phones but we somehow could live stream from outer space ??? no.

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

some girl posted a tik tok making fun of her “middle school make up look” and it was literally how i do my makeup now. idk if i should be offended or seek help

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

what i think i look like after i use self tanner vs. how i actually look

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

the girls that do their makeup and wear cute clothes to college everyday are the same girls that will wear wedges and bring the snacks to our kids YMCA soccer game when it’s my turn because i forgot

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

forever 21 in hattiesburg, i miss you

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

also, brittany, you’re not fooling anyone. we know you don’t look cute all the time either, so stop acting like you do. the owner MAKES you dress like that.

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

i’m so tired of boutique employees treating me differently based on what i’m wearing. yes i know i look like crap, but if you’re gonna be rude to me because of it then i’ll take this $800 in my pocket and spend it at the target

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

so far my “college experience” has been:
5% fun
25% stressing about items due at 11:59 on canvas
70% trying to find somewhere to park

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

starting a petition to put chrisley knows best on netflix

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

my mindset went from “ i want a 4.0 in college “ to “C’s get degrees” after only two weeks of class

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

@liam_s_m this is the most liam thing i’ve ever read

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

tbh popeyes chicken sandwich really ain’t all that, i cheated on the Lord for NO reason..i’m sorry @ChickfilA

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

my high school teachers: “ in college, professors will not tolerate tardiness “
my college professor: *is over 30 min late to the first day of class* “ get here whenever that’s what i do “

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

my boyfriend’s ex dms me & post about me on social media so much that i’m starting to feel like i’m the one that broke up with her

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

i feel so bad because i never offer to take my car when me and my friends go somewhere but it’s because everyone would need a tetanus shot to ride in my car it is so dirty

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

once i die and come back reincarnated looking like jennifer lopez...it’s over for you hoes

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

luke p: *uses religion to guilt trip hannah*
jesus:

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

this stuff be hitting different

[b. @brelyn_thompson]

no one:
literally no one:
people at hangout: *post 10 min long snap stories of every performance they go to*
...psa if we wanted to watch concerts all weekend, we would have bought tickets