Liam McCarty

I'm a crispy cookie, corner brownie boy

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Them: "You do know that Twitter isn't just for shit posting, right?"

Me:

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Went hiking for four days and saw more bears than people, couldn't have gone better

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@w_kol_w Please Kolbo, he goes by William

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I ain't no simp, but when she...

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Does anyone else just feel like the worst significant other sometimes??

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@yeetorbeyeeton And that's on progress

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I feel like I'm in the stage of my life where I'll look back on it and think, "God how did I live like that."

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Awful week

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Tbt the best financial decision of my life.

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@claremiceli34 Ass restaurant.

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The employees recognized me in the drive-through, time to buy groceries.

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@yeetorbeyeeton What.... when did I?? Nevermind.

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Hate how money-oriented I've become.

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Yes men are trash, but not all of us are the bad kind of trash. Some of us are like that sofa left on the curb for anyone to take. One day, somebody is really gonna love that sofa.

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Does anyone else give villain monologues when they kill a bug in their apartment??

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@GdWilliford Alerting the bees everywhere I go 🐝

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Finally accepting the fact that I am, indeed, slim thic.

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@AlliHOfficial Yes, and I can charge my phone AND listen to headphones

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My phone autocorrects Models to Modules becuase of last semester and it makes me want to vomit.

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I am recommending @w_kol_w for the USA Softball League 🇺🇸

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Adding sources I didn't even read to my paper just to meet the word count 🤙🤙