𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 kolbo 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

☽ life has a knife and I am a weak balloon ☽

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 kolbo 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @w_kol_w]

My therapist: do you know what CBT is?
The back of my gremlin brain: cock and ball torture????
My therapist: cognitive behavioral therapy

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

And yes, it IS directly the Trump Administration's fault that we have parasites in our food. They cut funding from the CDC and the FDA. You should be pissed! Not because it's Trump, but because the government doesn't care if we live or die.

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 kolbo 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @w_kol_w]

sometimes when my pants a little too big i try to keep em up by clenching em with my butt
doesn’t work tho

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 kolbo 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @w_kol_w]

train guys in the 1800s am i rite

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 kolbo 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @w_kol_w]

the way i want the steam machine is diabolical

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 kolbo 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @w_kol_w]

the way i want the steam machine is diabolical

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 kolbo 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @w_kol_w]

showed my boyfriend my Oxygen Not Included game and he told me that i needed to get some papers from my doctor :/

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Your government is testing what you'll tolerate and a lot of us are tolerating way way WAY too much.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

It’s soooooo hot can we please stop bombing countries, switch to green energy, and give AI a little timeout? We beg

[Warren @swd2]

Notice when you want an abortion the fetus is a person but when we talk about immigration, actual children are called offspring.

Words matter. They are saying the Nazi shit out loud. Listen to them.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

An online group called "Operation Flockout" is targeting Flock cameras nationwide

Their goal is to eradicate them 90% by the end of summer and 100% by the end of the year

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You cannot accidentally do this much Nazi shit.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If recording with glasses were the same as recording with a phone, the glasses wouldn’t exist. The concealment is the point. Bypassing consent is the point.

[boss @boss_on_here]

At what point were they supposed to tell us our blood type btw

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

To everyone who's upset that trump's name was removed from the Kennedy center i would like to point out that you can find his name mentioned more than 30 thousand times in the epstein files 👍

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SPEECHLESS 🙄